piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

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thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

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whoisyourpaddy:

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

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Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you.

—Wise words from my mom (via bl-ossomed)

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dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

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taylorinsane:

see i’ve reblogged this before but like

taylorinsane:

see i’ve reblogged this before but like

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fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

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A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.

—some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true  (via regardingsarah)

Im pretty sure mrs. walker from holes proved with her rattle snake venom infused nail polish that y’all are even more deadly when your nails are drying

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